Danger Is Everywhere: A Handbook for Avoiding Danger



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  1. Tez Tez says:

    Dear Docter Noel Zone Ordinarily I d side eye those who deliberately choose to misspell a word But in your case, you gave yourself the first name of Docter, spelled that way to distinguish yourself from others, because you are a Level 5 Dangerologist.However, there are some obvious gaps in your knowledge of danger I refer specifically to your garden, which is all bricks and concrete because you find them safer thancommon garden features But holy freaking cabbages, Noel, are you just tro Dear Docter Noel Zone Ordinarily I d side eye those who deliberately choose to misspell a word But in your case, you gave yourself the first name of Docter, spelled that way to distinguish yourself from others, because you are a Level 5 Dangerologist.However, there are some obvious gaps in your knowledge of danger I refer specifically to your garden, which is all bricks and concrete because you find them safer thancommon garden features But holy freaking cabbages, Noel, are you just trolling us You know what s pretty darned dangerous Bricks and concrete If one should fall, at best you d be bruised, but at worst you could bang your head and that won t end well.Also, Noel, we need to talk about your fondness of cabbages Mate, they are nowhere near as awesome as you think they are Now, I m okay to agree to disagree, but I can t help but wonder if your cabbage fancy is put on After all, your neighbour grows and sells cabbages, and you eat a heckload of them, which leads me to believe you re just using cabbages to get to Gretelwhom you re not comfortable talking to, because you like her.So are you into cabbages because they re Gretel s livelihood Or do you like Gretel because she runs the cabbage trade Or do you like Gretel because she seems to be the only female around And, Noel, you seem to solve all your problems by dancing Mate, do you have any idea how dangerous dancing is It s freaking dangerous You can trip, or hit someone, or at least cause some emotional trauma to those who witness the occasion Not cool, Noel Not cool.You did well to include The Emergency Page Of Calm, though much appreciated And though I shouldn t laugh at your unfortunate predicament of living near the zoo, wherein giraffes chew your letters of complaint , I loved the page 72 73 spreadSTOP STARING AT ME, GIRAFFES YOU WEIRD STRETCHY HORSES Kind regards,Docter Tez Miller Level 1 Dangerologist P.S Always a delight to have your neighbour, David O Doherty, at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival every year


  2. Ashlynn Carpenter Ashlynn Carpenter says:

    It s a great Nd hilarious my mom even laughed at some of the jokes Stop staring at me giraffe you weird stretchy horses


  3. Amira Zaidat Amira Zaidat says:

    The book is actually quite funny and kinda entertaining The words are quite confusing but easy to read The graphics are great Docter Noel is amazing in his field I give him that.


  4. Cooper Cooper says:

    This book is about how you keep safe from absolutely incredibly not dangerous things I loved it so much because of how he uses his imagination.


  5. Haley Mathiot Haley Mathiot says:

    Danger is Everywhere was one of those books that would have been much better if I d read it physical or Kindle instead of listened to it All things considered the narrator did a good job, but there s only so many acronyms one can keep straight without actually looking at the book Not only that, the book had a definite voice to it, but the narration was just a little too much It would have been much better if it had been an annoying voice in my head instead an annoying voice in my ear and it Danger is Everywhere was one of those books that would have been much better if I d read it physical or Kindle instead of listened to it All things considered the narrator did a good job, but there s only so many acronyms one can keep straight without actually looking at the book Not only that, the book had a definite voice to it, but the narration was just a little too much It would have been much better if it had been an annoying voice in my head instead an annoying voice in my ear and it was definitely supposed to be annoying in a silly kind of way.The premise of the book is clever and the examples and chapters are very funny Part of the humor is how serious the book takes itself But as I said earlier,the narration kind of killed it, and I couldn t stick with it without getting a headache Maybe one day I ll become a Dangeroligist but I ll have to get a paperback


  6. Angus Angus says:

    This amazing book has really got the silly out of me as Docter Noel Zone explains some of the funniest and dangerous accidents and dangers that we could encounter every day WARNING If you pick up the book, you will not be able to stop reading it, so please consider yourself reading the book before you start.


  7. Julie Julie says:

    SO MUCH FUN to share while on a school visit The kids LOVED this one Completely weird and awesome.


  8. Neville Ridley-smith Neville Ridley-smith says:

    Did not finish.Read about 40 pages and couldn t handle it any .Just wasn t funny to me and kept essentially repeating itself.Tiresome.


  9. dennis dennis says:

    This book was CRAAAZYYY P


  10. Brody Brody says:

    This hand book is about Docter, not doctor, Noel Zone teaching the reader about the quote, unquote dangerous things of the world This book is ridiculous as it is supposed to be If you like ridiculous things this book is perfect for you However, if you re one of meanest, unfunniest people in the world and think this is actually a handbook for avoiding danger, I suggest you read it and if it changes your personality a bit, good for you If not, you can burn it in the nearest open flame.


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Danger Is Everywhere: A Handbook for Avoiding Danger This fully illustrated, totally wacky handbook is about an everyman who is afraid of everything Dr Noel Zone, the greatest and only dangerologist in the world, is ready to teach readers how to avoid danger at all costs from sneaky snakes posing as toothbrushes, to sharks hiding in toilets, to robots disguised as kindly grandmas After all, DANGER IS EVERYWHERE, and we need to be prepared With art on every page, this hilarious and truly creative handbook will have readers laughing out loud very safely from start to finish ➜ [KINDLE] ❆ Poltergeist (Greywalker, By Kat Richardson ➦ – Kleankitchen.co.uk totally wacky handbook is about an everyman who is afraid of everything Dr Noel Zone ❃ [EPUB] ✻ OBaby By Geoffrey Johnson ➜ – Kleankitchen.co.uk the greatest and only dangerologist in the world ➥ Defiant (MacKinnons Rangers, Ebook ➫ Author Pamela Clare – Kleankitchen.co.uk is ready to teach readers how to avoid danger at all costs from sneaky snakes posing as toothbrushes ❰Reading❯ ➶ 21 Divisiones de Los Misterios Sanses Author Ernesto Bravo Estrada – Kleankitchen.co.uk to sharks hiding in toilets [Reading] ➶ Nightfall (Dark Age Dawning, Author Ellen Connor – Kleankitchen.co.uk to robots disguised as kindly grandmas After all ✅ The Good Daughter PDF / Epub ⚣ Author Karin Slaughter – Kleankitchen.co.uk DANGER IS EVERYWHERE [Read] ➱ Crysis By Peter Watts – Kleankitchen.co.uk and we need to be prepared With art on every page [KINDLE] ❀ Fractured (Will Trent, Author Karin Slaughter – Kleankitchen.co.uk this hilarious and truly creative handbook will have readers laughing out loud very safely from start to finish


About the Author: David O'Doherty

David Nicholas O Doherty born 18 December 1975 in Dublin, Ireland is a Perrier Award winning Irish stand up comedian, author, musician, actor and playwright His stand up has won two awards at the Edinburgh Fringe, Best Newcomer first of all and the if.comedy award in 2008 for his show Let s Comedy He has been nominated twicefor his work at the festival O Doherty has also written a children s book, composed two plays and released two comedy CDs, the first of which Giggle Me Timbers Jokes Ahoy was recorded at his home in front of 35 people O Doherty s second CD release called Let s David O Doherty was recorded in Whelans of Dublin and released in December 2009 His television series The Modest Adventures of David O Doherty was broadcast on RT Television in 2007 In 2006 he claimed that it took him about three years to get a decent hour together and seven years to achieve this level of fame where he is the number three ranked person called David O Doherty on Google.O Doherty has written widely for newspapers and magazines and also has two plays, two books and a radio series to his name His debut book was a children s book entitled Ronan Long Gets It Wrong, written in 2001 It was illustrated by David Roberts and published by Mammoth Storybooks His first play is entitled Saddled and was written with Bryan Quinn It was claimed as the world s first theatrical production to feature live repair of audience members bicycles In 2008, he and fellow Irish comedian Maeve Higgins performed I Can t Sleep , a play recommended for children aged 5 8 This was O Doherty s first play for children The play, which involved the audience entering the theatre to find both performers asleep in separate beds, was performed in both Dublin and Edinburgh He has also written a series for RT Radio about bee detectives with his brother Mark, entitled The Bees of Manulla O Doherty released a book detailing 100 false facts about pandas called 100 Facts About Pandas which is 100 false facts about pandas He followed this up with 100 facts about Sharks which is 100 false facts about sharks.