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Morte a credito What an asshole What a pig What a bigot But jesus, can he write This is a good one to pick up and just read passages from anywhere then set down when you just can t take it any. As soon as things begin to look up a little, all people can think of is piggishness Louis Ferdinand C line is a virtuoso of explicit narration, a prodigy of grotesque and a czar of cynicism You re working too hard You re a sap You think they appreciate it If you knock yourself out, who s going to take care of you Not your boss, I bet Buy me a menthe, kid I ll sing you The Girl from Mostaganem It ll drive you crazy, you ll see For that little number she d hike up her skirt fron As soon as things begin to look up a little, all people can think of is piggishness Louis Ferdinand C line is a virtuoso of explicit narration, a prodigy of grotesque and a czar of cynicism You re working too hard You re a sap You think they appreciate it If you knock yourself out, who s going to take care of you Not your boss, I bet Buy me a menthe, kid I ll sing you The Girl from Mostaganem It ll drive you crazy, you ll see For that little number she d hike up her skirt front and back She didn t wear any panties, so it was a real belly dance She d do it right out in the open in the middle of the Galerie The other floozies would come running usually with three or four customers each Bums, jerkoffs, bankrupt peepers Do your stuff, Suzy Don t piss crooked She sure threw her twot around You could see it bobbing up and down The crowd clapped and cheered, that Tunisian dance of hers was some excitement It always drew a crowd When it was over, I d buy her her menthe We d all end up at the Insurrection And this lacy passage is rather humble.And when Louis Ferdinand C line wishes to be especially vibrantly delirious he turns to surrealism When we got to the Arc de Triomphe, the whole crowd began to whirl like a merry go round The whole mob was chasing Mireille The square was littered with corpses The living were tearing off each other s pricks The Englishwoman was toting her car over her head at arm s length Hurray, hurray She knocks over a bus with it The traffic is blocked by three files of Mobile Guards with shouldered rifles All for our benefit Mireille s dress flies away The Englishwoman flings herself on the kid, claws at her breasts trickling, pouring, red all over We fall, we writhe all together, we strangle each other Pure bedlam.The flame under the Arc de Triomphe rises, rises higher, breaks, scatters through the sky The whole place smells of smoked ham Then Mireille whispering in my ear, speaking to me at last Ferdinand, my darling, I love you I admit it, you have wonderful ideas The flames rain down on us, everyone picks up a big chunk We stuff them sizzling and whirling into our flies The ladies put on bouquets of fire We fall asleep inside each other.Twenty five thousand policemen clear the Place de la Concorde It was too much for us inside each other It was too hot There was smoke coming out It was hell On being born we buy our death on credit and every month we pay on accounts and keep fearing the end of payments And death lies in wait Morte a credito, pubblicato nel , il secondo romanzo di C line, che nelle sue pagine ritorna alla propria infanzia e adolescenza Cresciuto in un atmosfera soffocante e carica d odio, illuminata solo dalle presenze della nonna Caroline e dello zio Eduard, il giovane Ferdinand racconta le proprie esperienze familiari, turistiche, scolastiche, erotiche e di lavoro ➳ [Leering] ➶ Psiconutrición. 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universe pirouettes along its two billion ellipses and nine zillion exclamation points into a world of squalor and shit and the doldrums of being a French peasant at the dawn of modernism C line takes the kitchen sink horror of Zola and reinstates the swear words Zola s late Victorian censors forbade him, addin Relentless, unforgiving, morbid, histrionic, hilarious, insufferable, in permanent fear of a full clause, miserable, depressing, sick mindedthis pell mell assault on taste and the universe pirouettes along its two billion ellipses and nine zillion exclamation points into a world of squalor and shit and the doldrums of being a French peasant at the dawn of modernism C line takes the kitchen sink horror of Zola and reinstates the swear words Zola s late Victorian censors forbade him, adding a streak of misanthropic ranting and general disregard for the meaningless pigpen the author stand in has been dragged into The most successful forbear of C line s method is Raymond Federman, who took the unapologetic street talking swagger, added a splash of Sam Beckett s gutter poetry, and forged his own unique and brilliant approach to literature If you haven t been through that you ll never know what obsessive hatred really smells likethe hatred that goes through your guts, all the way to your heartReal hatred comes from deep down, from a defenseless childhood crushed with work That s the hatred that kills you There ll beof it, so deep and thick there will always be some left, enough to go aroundIt will ooze out over the earthand poison it, so nothing will grow but viciousness, among the dead, among men.C line s acer If you haven t been through that you ll never know what obsessive hatred really smells likethe hatred that goes through your guts, all the way to your heartReal hatred comes from deep down, from a defenseless childhood crushed with work That s the hatred that kills you There ll beof it, so deep and thick there will always be some left, enough to go aroundIt will ooze out over the earthand poison it, so nothing will grow but viciousness, among the dead, among men.C line s acerbic follow up to the blistering Journey to the End of the Night is a rapid fire, breathless, dialogue strewn six hundred page rant that belches forth the sordid, hilarious escapades of his fictional alter ego Ferdinand from unhappy childhood to miserable late teendom Raised under the relentlessly critical, money obsessed eyes of his paranoid, blustering, bile filled father and tormented, weary, and nagging mother, Ferdinand quickly develops a loathing for the parade of hypocrisy, vice, and work filled chasing to put food on the table and keep the gas lights burning that plays out before his cynical eyes in his bleak Parisian suburb With virtually every soul his parents uppermost consumed by the need to eke out a living by any means and terrified of losing their livelihood whilst striving against nature s lures to portray the model upright and moral petty bourgeois citizen, C line s endlessly disillusioned youth develops a deep nausea for the bitter games that life plays, the way it continually stacks the odds against you and torments with glimpses of freedom No matter how Ferdinand may endeavor to please his uptight, anxious parents or miserly, skeptical employers, the end result is always verbal and phyical blows accompanying the inevitable letdown his actions bring about The following exchange, as Ferdinand, fresh from school, prepares to enter into the world of business as an apprentice, is typical of this seesaw affairMy father received me with open armsHe gazed at me affectionately I d never seen him so movedHis whole moustache was trembling That s splendid, my boy You ve given us a lot of troubleBut now I congratulate youNow you ll be starting out in lifeThe future lies open before youIf only you take the right coursethe straight and narrow Work hard Struggle I begged his forgiveness for having always been bad I hugged and kissed him with all my heartOnly I stank so bad he began to sniff Ah What s this He pushed me away Oh, the stinkerthe little pig He s filled the whole place with shit Ah, Cl mence, Cl mence For God s sake take him upstairs before I lose my temper He s revolting That was the end of his effusions.Unlike in Journey, Death on the Installment Plan, with the exception of brief interludes over in England, takes place entirely in and around Paris and its environs C line s capital is a city in decline, filled with vice, licentiousness, theft and cant populated by hypocrites, swindlers, prostitutes and pimps Every wretched soul that intrudes upon Ferdinand s youth is a complex amalgamation of unfulfilled, perfervid desires and bitter, keenly felt pain including the enthusiastic, pseudoscientific scamp Courtial des Pereires, who rescues the lad when he s at his lowest point In many ways Ferdinand, who silently takes most of the abuse dumped upon him and, as he puts it in the latter stages of the novel, has little taste for vengeance, is the most standup character in the tale As was the case in Journey, Ferdinand, although often led astray by his bad judgement and tastes, rarely acts in a malicious or directly harmful manner towards those he encounters on his trouble laden journeys, and is capable of a touching amount of loyalty and concern for his various patrons If he had managed to escape the sledgehammer blows of his parents quotidian exasperation and disappointment, and the never ending need to be bringing money into the household, who knows how he might have turned out It is this touch of sympathy, this humanist emotion that underpins all of the bleak, savage misogyny, which makes C line s tales such a wonderful admixture of the profane and the poetic For all of the hatred and disgust in C line s fictional biographies, there is also love and exuberance for the fathomless mysteries in the brief snippets of experience granted to us by life.Although there is a definite repetitive pattern to Death, C line is such a natural storyteller that the entertainment value never flags It s like listening to a colorful wag at a local pub, fired up with a drink or three, spill one hilarious story after another and there is plenty of black comedy in this book The relentless pace of the novel has a feverish feel, accompanied by the wild, panoramic fantasies that Ferdinand slips into, the shimmering grotesqueries that unfold before him in lurid, neon shades The book is utterly peppered with the three dot punctuation style that he made his own, a perfectly realized effort to simulate the abrupt, stop and start rhythm of the Parisian dialect Ralph Manheim s translation is flat out superb, expertly and easily catching the tone and cadence of C line s verbal stream and ably expressive of the elegance and coarseness that alternate throughout the book.Having now completed Journey and Death I have become a big fan of C line s the general crumminess of man has no finer detailer than the caustic Frenchman I can see his influence on such later chroniclers as Thomas Pynchon and Joseph Heller the silly names and the dark humor the frantic pace and frenetic speechifying the madcap pursuits of manic obsessions After a bit of a break to clear the air, so to speak, I plan on tackling his trilogy of wartime lunacy on the run with Nazis and whores that consists of Castle to Castle, North and Rigadoon Once bitten by the C line bug, you ll come to needof his bleakly ribald fix Read this and Journey to the End of the Night around the same time, so to me it felt like two novels in one, as his writing style is pretty much the same in both apart from the odd small difference Here in Death on Credit we have the obscene and the vulgar infused with the proust esque poetic vision of Journey, and I have to say this came close to being as good as Journey, but for me Journey is still my favourite Death on Credit takes place earlier in the life of Celine Bardamu, in which we ar Read this and Journey to the End of the Night around the same time, so to me it felt like two novels in one, as his writing style is pretty much the same in both apart from the odd small difference Here in Death on Credit we have the obscene and the vulgar infused with the proust esque poetic vision of Journey, and I have to say this came close to being as good as Journey, but for me Journey is still my favourite Death on Credit takes place earlier in the life of Celine Bardamu, in which we are taken through flashbacks to his childhood, a time when the hell of poverty and desperation in the impoverished slums of Paris racked his brain There was a lot to find amusing in this novel, however, it is still one filled with disaster, financial ruin, despair, and the meddling petit bourgeois C line combines indecent wit, unsentimental depictions of ugly human behavior, hallucinations and angry rants The Young Ferdinand is simply one of the great charismatic ratbags of 20th century literature Pure unadulterated brilliance Celine is one of those few authors one comes across whose genius makes one appreciate life, art, and the great fortune one has to be able to experience it Celine s writings are like a dark gem shining blackly in a sea of mediocre banality Celine manages to mix severe misanthropy, pessimism, violent disgust with life and humanity with hilarity Easily one of the best books I ve ever read as well as one of the most humorous This isn t happy humor though It is dar Pure unadulterated brilliance Celine is one of those few authors one comes across whose genius makes one appreciate life, art, and the great fortune one has to be able to experience it Celine s writings are like a dark gem shining blackly in a sea of mediocre banality Celine manages to mix severe misanthropy, pessimism, violent disgust with life and humanity with hilarity Easily one of the best books I ve ever read as well as one of the most humorous This isn t happy humor though It is darkly humorous, but it literally has me laughing out loud every other page Celine s style of writing is different and a little difficult at first to get used to The only author I can think of who is similar in style is William Burroughs, which should come as no real surprise because Celine was one of Burrough s major influences However, Celine iscoherent and less random than Burroughs, making himenjoyable to read A Vietnam vet I know once decribed Celine s writing style as comparable to rapid machine gun fire and the affect it has on the reader like being shot in the guts.Excellent C line hates with the intensity, the narrowness, and the purity of the Large Hadron Collider s accelerated particles It is not comfortable to encounter this in my old age I was receptive to it in my own Age of Rage, though, and was well served by reading the bitter and bilious thing then.If you haven t been here before middle age, I wouldn t advise making the trip. When we immerse ourselves in a novel, the page becomes a kind of looking glass that allows us to step into the fictional space, and out of every day life The words on the page are the alchemy that allows this to happen but only if they are chosen and arranged in a way that appeals to our individual reading tastes If they don t appeal, we readers get stuck on our own side of the looking glass, and we can only view the characters, the plot, and the writing with cynical eyes In the worst scenari When we immerse ourselves in a novel, the page becomes a kind of looking glass that allows us to step into the fictional space, and out of every day life The words on the page are the alchemy that allows this to happen but only if they are chosen and arranged in a way that appeals to our individual reading tastes If they don t appeal, we readers get stuck on our own side of the looking glass, and we can only view the characters, the plot, and the writing with cynical eyes In the worst scenario, we may scoff at the book so much that eventually we throw it across the room where it hits the mirror and crashes to the ground proving us exactly right.I can imagine a scenario where a reader might throw this book across the room The words on C line s pages are not chosen to appeal There are no sentences to swoon over, no characters to invest in, and not much plot to follow Scoffing at the whole endeavor would be very easy And yet I know that if I threw this book across the room and it hit the mirror, it would sail right through it, the alchemy on its pages is so powerful Yes, this book breaks all the rules, the rules of writing and the rules of reading The novel isn t interested in beguiling the reader with fine sentences There are no descriptions of delicate emotional states, sublime sunsets or moonlight glistening on water If there is water mentioned, it s not the surface that gets the focus No, it s what s under the surface, the murk and mud and filth that we prefer to ignore C line takes pleasure in stirring up every kind of detritus imaginable so that his books boil and seethe and fester on every page Reading his words is like assisting at the creation of the world matter swirls in a giant vortex, and the reader swirls alongside it There s no way out until the final page But there was no way I would have chosen to leave this book before the final page That s the alchemy of C line s words I ve been thinking about the title of this book and of its prequel sequel, Voyage au bout de la nuit There s a sense in which both titles have the same meaning life thundering on towards death but with built in pauses that are like the way stages of a journey or the paying down of installments on a debt There are journeys in both books and people harassed by debt in both books But the debt which the main character seems to be constantly paying off is the debt for having been born, a debt that will never be paid until he reaches the end of the journey of life Voyage, published in 1932 was written first, and recounts episodes from the adult life of the main character whose name is Ferdinand, like the author This book, published in 1936, fills the reader in on Ferdinand s childhood and adolescence It ends just before he signs up for the army which is where Voyage begins In C line s Death on the Installment Plan, scornful young Ferdinand unenthusiastically lugs readers along on the series of farcical mis adventures also known as his childhood We encounter monstrously preposterous characters and stories with varying dimensions of outlandish implausibility And through it all, we end up sympathizing completely with his disgust, contempt, frustration, and underlying disappointment For although Ferdinand is emphatically vitriolic, bitter, pessimistic and snide, h In C line s Death on the Installment Plan, scornful young Ferdinand unenthusiastically lugs readers along on the series of farcical mis adventures also known as his childhood We encounter monstrously preposterous characters and stories with varying dimensions of outlandish implausibility And through it all, we end up sympathizing completely with his disgust, contempt, frustration, and underlying disappointment For although Ferdinand is emphatically vitriolic, bitter, pessimistic and snide, he is also scathingly, irresistibly funny And it isfor Ferdinand s violently colorful personality than for the story itself that I found this book so engaging This is not to say the plot is insignificant far from it Many of his tall tales are delightfully exuberant They cannot sit still They squirm and wriggle and smirk But it s Ferdinand s singular voice that s truly unforgettable He has this weird undercurrent of vibrantly angry energy roiling and heaving and occasionally bursting out irrepressibly just beneath his smug, sneering, I don t give a shit facade He is viciously, unapologetically ALIVE under his brittle show of indifference And though he claims that hedoesn t know how to win friends and influence people,he certainly won me over during this charming snot fest of a book But it s possible I was just overly impressed by all those gorgeous little insults of hisThey can all go shit in their hats They can rot with leprosy They can stew in a million kettles full of snot and cockroaches I ll stir them myself Let them pickle Let them whirl in gangreneSuch a darling way with words Oh, and he also has the best temper tantrums aroundI outdid them all in violence thanks to the intensity of my revolt my sincerity my destructive enthusiasm my implacable tetanism my frenzy my anathematic writhing It was unbelievable what a paroxysm I could work myself up into in my total fury I got all that from my dad and the performances I d been through For temper tantrums I had no equal The worst lunatics, the most delirious interpretive screwballs didn t stand a chance if I decided to take a fling, if I really wanted to bestir myself Young as I was they all left with their asses dragging absolutely bewildered by the intensity of my hatred my indomitable fury, the eternal thirst for vengeance that I harbored in my flanks.Overall, this was funnier, dirtier, and yet alsomoving than hispopular Journey to the End of the Night If you ve ever enjoyed sitting in dark corners at nauseating parties, mocking theblatant displays of absurdity with a satisfyingly sarcastic friend, this may be the book for you It made me want to be aderisive person It put the joy and vitality back into cynicism And, most importantly, it got me to laugh, both at others and at myself.What can I say C line is my homeboy